Never really been ill.
When I ripped my lip off and broke my face coming off my bike at 40mph I was off college for 2 weeks. Apart from that it's just been flus and the usually stuff that everyone gets.

I was born with no finger/toenails and had to eat lots of jelly, everyday, throughout my youth. I was also too happy and that worried my mum lots.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)