My ex-housemate,
either drove full throttle or full brake, nothing in between and I'm honestly not exaggerating.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)

Some people do indeed have switches instead of throttles

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

He didn't understand the concept of accellerating through corners,
he'd accellerate until he got to a corner and brake through it if he needed to.

He also had a massive shouting fit at a woman who was in the correct lane when he was in the wrong lane at a traffic light, and she got in his way.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)