friend of mine came home to find a car in his driveway that didn't belong to anyone they knew
after a few days we just pushed it into the road, blocked the road with it and then called the police who removed it to their pound.

Never heard anything further.
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)

He takes it away every day, then gets back before any of the rest of us do.
The gip is he lives about two seconds away, in a house that I KNOW has a garage at the end of the back garden, with access behind it. What is it with BMW drivers?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

it's nothing to do with BMW drivers.
CHB drives them. I've had a couple. This chap is just a cunt who happens to have a BMW, not the other way round.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)

He's not the first BMW driver I've known to be a complete twat.
Sorry, though, Badgypoos.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

The Venn diagram of the people I know
with the subsets "twats" and "BMW drivers" and "non-BWM drivers" overlaps much more between the first and the third, but point taken ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

Audi drivers are the new BMW drivers

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)