Apply for a clamping licence
Clamp the bastard and fill the locks with superglue so it can never move again
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)

Sounds expensive....

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

Glue a notice to his windscreen as cr3 suggested
Use poster glue so it doesn't come off easily
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)

It shall be done.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)