Why did my mum tell my granddad about me having a myspace, then link him to it?
Now I'm in trouble for smoking. FFS, mum.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)

haha
tell him you did it with a gun to your head.. a hun gun
and that you disarmed the hun single handedly and sent him off to camp.. then had a g&t and a nice game of cribbage
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)