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why don't mums make any sense on facebook?
when did it become okay for mums to even have facebook?

AND WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH AIRLINE FOOD?


here's the bit where all the social pioneers all claim they don't have facebook yet
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
SickRik, the thread below was a very good one that got everyone talking.
Why the fuck did you feel the need to attention seek?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
TJ: I'm looking for as many different greetings from particular groups, one word if possible. Famous people/characters are allowed. For example...
Geordie - Alreet
Pirate - Ahoy
Cowboy - Howdy
Homer Simpson - Yello

Anyone?
EDIT: No b3tan ones please.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
I already typed it down there, I'm not doing it again.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
Down where?

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
Where you first posted.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
S'cone.
Care to repeat it? I'd hate to have missed any good ones.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
Nah, they were all shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)
Fair do's.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)
Syncubus - Yeehaw Squirrel Nigger

(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)

BARK! - Police Dog
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
Police Dog?
blog.sociallife.org/doggy.html
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
YAY! :D

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
Mr burns - Ahoy'hoy

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
Scouse - Arr eh
Manc scally - yarrightourkid?
Cockney - Wotcher
Toff- what ho!
b3tan - ME ME ME NOTICE ME ME HERE ME YES ME NOTICE ME
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
What ho!
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
I have never said Watcher
maybe 'Awwight' with a silent 't'
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
I say wotcher
and I'm not a cockney.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
I'm looking for stereotypes.
So get back on your fruit and veg stall.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
Sorry guv

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
Micheal Barrymore.

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
awidathback?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
comeanddrowninmypool

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
Get the fuck out of my swimming pool you nonce, it ain't gunna 'appen!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
I say "awwight" but with less w's.
Aurigh'. Maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
Faaaackin Saaaaf dats why!
SCH SCH SCHLAAAAaaaaAAAAG AH!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)
sccchhhhhllll
AAAAAAAAGGGGGG AAAAHHH
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
it's not so popular in manc these days

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)
What about 'ellor'
?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
Yarrigh' is a good manc one.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
yeah, it's lost the our kid bit

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)
Or for young lasses: "Hiyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)
it's like some sort of karate scream (kiai)

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
Kinda, but with little emphasis on the H, and a long drawn out aaaaaaaaah sound on the end.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)
it's ok Rockski I knows, I'm not far from that there Manchester

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)
It was more for the benefit of other users who don't have the pleasure of such lovely screeechy sounds in their listening holes.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)
'Howye' said as fast and mumbled as possible is the irish one

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
General Northern, but I always think Burnley/Blackburn: 'Ow do.
Derby: Ey up, duck.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)
I always consider 'ey up to be south yorkshire, but I know it's widely used, like 'ow do is in lancashire.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
Ey up is also Leicester.
Urrright - Birmingham. With a rolling R.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
Kim Jong II - HARRO!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
The Sex JongIls
Oh we're so ronery
Oh so ronery
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)
i never even saw Kim Jong I

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)
Aye up
Au'righ'?
Howzit
Word up
Yo'
Oi oi
Easy Geezer
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)
Norfolk: Orwight Boi

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
bud adverts - sup
kool aid thingy - OH YEAH
woman at the bus shelter - HELP, RAPE!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
manure supporter - loads ov munney

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)

Cockney: 'ello/oi oi/awite/wotcher
Flanders: Hi-diddly-ho
Hi-de-Hi: Hi-de-hi!
Yank: sup
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)
I usually just start licking my lips clockwise

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
The word 'cunt' can be added onto the end of the cockney ones

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)
valley welsh - alright butt
also youalrightorwha
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
Alien: Greetings
Charles Dickens: Hullo
Budweiser: Waaaaaassssuuuppp
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)
I like 'greetings'.
Especially with 'earthling' added.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)
ALOHA!
merry hawaiian folk
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)
Pie.
Mykeyboy
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
Whalers - THAR SHE BLOWS

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
HOLLER

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
you've kind of answered your own question there.

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
I know,
but I just wanted the attention
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
Why did my mum tell my granddad about me having a myspace, then link him to it?
Now I'm in trouble for smoking. FFS, mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
haha
tell him you did it with a gun to your head.. a hun gun
and that you disarmed the hun single handedly and sent him off to camp.. then had a g&t and a nice game of cribbage
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
I got a Livejournal account once,
I only ever posted one thing on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
I'm a Mum
I have facebook and I do make sense.... kinda.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
My mum removed me as a friend on facebook.
ultimate rejection. The slag.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
haha
you learned her
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
mymanager has her mum as an fb friend
ffs

and she wanted us to become friends with her.. when will manager flu become rampant?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
Why should they not be allowed on Facebook?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
Hello SickRik, I've written you a song SickRik:
Cock offfffffffffff
you silly orange man
cock offfffffffffff
you silly orange man
cock offfffffffffff
you silly orange man
cock offfffffffffff
you silly orange mannnnnnnnnnn
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
To the tune of Go West?

(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
Yup

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
See this is where the banking crisis is like b3ta.
If things get any worse, there will only be two banks left by the end of next year. The blood bank and the sperm bank. No doubt, within a few months they will merge and then it will be just like /talk.
FULL OF BLOODY WANKERS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
How late did you stay up last night thinking of that gem?

(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
Not long.
I just started with the last two words and the rest fell into place.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
"Hmm, What would create that amount of mirth?"
/Bill Bailey
(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
My mum got Facebook, and started adding every application under the sun.
Not really knowing what they were for.

It's weird getting a message saying "YOUR MUM thinks you are one of her KINKY FRIENDS. Add the KINKY FRIENDS application!"
(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
I had
********* ******** THINKS YOU'RE SEXY
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
i like logging on my dads facebook
and changing his details and writing on his other mong friends walls.

i need a hobby :(
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
I dare you to change his relationship status to married to you lololololol
No, actually, that wouldn't be funny at all.
(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
Mums tend not to make much sense.
Their brains have been screwed up with all the hormones and worn down by a child.
(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
but i was a good boy :(

(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
She still had to tend to your every need.

(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
!
 
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)
yay...
the-slightly-less-shit alternative to sexface
(likeajackhammer, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
my mums addicted to facebook
even when i logon from the office she pops up saying "what are you doing on facebook at work?"

ffs mum...
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)
you should get her to join b3ta

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
Invit her to bashes and then fat boys can flirt with her

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)
i've seen pics of the bashes
even my mum is too thin and fashionable to attend i'm afraid
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)
Even if my mum had a facebook I wouldn't friend her
she would be absolutely mortified with me and my language.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
my mum can barely use a computer.
I've left them one just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
I was going to say something nasty but I thought better of it
since you have a cathat and all.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)
ah go on
I'm intrigued now, cathat or no :)
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
I had a rabbithat
I'll probably be getting another one after I move
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)
My parents are dead.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
4 eva n are hartz

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
Maybe they could adopt SSG

(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
That's no reason to not be on facebook these days.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)