Why?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)

because he's a big nancy
and tennis is the sport of nancies
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)

I like tennis but I'm terrible at it
I think the grandslam circuit would be awesome fun, travelling the world playing matches all year round.
You're famous but not too famous, you're not going to be mobbed.
Lots of money.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)

Tennis bores me rigid.
Not in a sexy willy sort of a way.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)

I love it,
you're shit and wrong.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)

I'm sexy and YEAH.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)