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Rob looks like Lindsay Lohan in the new thing he's posted on /board.
With that in mind, who would you be if you could be a celebrity? I'd be Bruce Campbell, because it'd be nice to feel awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
Rob looks like Shannon Matthew's mother!
NEAR THE TOP! YOU FUCKING CUNTS!



YES! YOU!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
HE IS LINDSAY LOHAN.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)
incorrect!
don't feel bad, though... you have BOOBS!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
Exquisite ones.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
pics or GTFO
/autopander
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)
Chances?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)
someone had to say it
may as well be me

I can look at nice boobies anytime, I have a webcam in my flatmates room
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)
moobs don't count

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)
oh

(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)
I would like to be either Richard Simmons or Dave Lee Roth

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
DLR FTW.
*leaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)
He's my hero.
I've read 'Crazy From The Heat' about 12 times.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)
He makes me smile just by thinking about him.
Few do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)
I'd be Mark Wahlberg because he's cool and has a massive penis.
I'd probably hardly notice the difference.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)
You'd be in some piss movies, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)
Yeah but, HELLOOOOO! Massive dick and that.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
Massive cock maketh not the man.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
Try telling that to me.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)
Hey Mike, guess what
massive cock maketh not the man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)
It was a fake cock ftw
Talked about it on Topgear.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)
I'm once again alone with my massive penis in this world :(

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)
Alone amonst the mountain gorillas
People tend to have much larger wangs than them, sorry to burst your bubble :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)
because you're fat and can't see your penis?
even if it were massive?
(likeajackhammer, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)
this makes no sense?

(likeajackhammer, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
If it's any consolation it still made me cry.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
I'd be Minnie Driver
and I'd find a mirror in a private room somewhere and fill my orifices with plump vegetables.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)

mirror in a private room somewhere and fill my orifices with plump vegetables garage to park in
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
pfft
you classy lady.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)
I dunno,
Andy Murry would be cool,
I've always wanted to be good at tennis.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
because he's a big nancy
and tennis is the sport of nancies
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)
I like tennis but I'm terrible at it
I think the grandslam circuit would be awesome fun, travelling the world playing matches all year round.
You're famous but not too famous, you're not going to be mobbed.
Lots of money.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)
Tennis bores me rigid.
Not in a sexy willy sort of a way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)
I love it,
you're shit and wrong.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)
I'm sexy and YEAH.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
what a horrible question,
being a celebrity is like my worst nightmare, it's like asking which painfully debilitating medical condition I'd rather have.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
I see you as a Germaine Grear.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
... with lupus.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
it's never lupus

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)
I'm saving that one for later.
If you don't choose you'll have to be Graham Norton, and nobody wants that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
argh, Germaine Greer, Germaine Greer

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)
What, a militant mentalist who left her marbles back in 1977?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)
she has a login here
judging by that description
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)
yeah,
that was when I was born, so that even makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)
there's so many to pick from, how can you choose just one?!
I say Heath Ledger, so I'd know how it feels to be dead...and have a willy too.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
He was quite nice. I had a bit of a thing for him.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)
I can't really see it myself
other than - ha ha - we've both got red hair

twobigboobs.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/lindsay_lohan_breasts.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)
The eyes, the eyes reminded me.
Plus you look very blonde in that gif.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)
She either looks hot as fuck or a bit lumpy skag
I also fancy one of the Princesses with the big cheebs, Princess Eugene I think it is. My brain has gone all strange lately...
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)
Eugenie's mine. You leave her alone.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)
Christopher Walken
or Lindsey Lohan, she seems drunk all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)
She's also got lovely breasts.
Walken's better though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)
he can dance like a motherfucker and is fantastically scary
I'd like to be able to make people shiver just by throwing them an evil stare.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)
Miyamoto Musashi.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)
What if he was really ugly and smelled of yeast and soil?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)
even more so

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)
Cripes, I don't know.
I'm quite happy being a non celebrity really. Though it'd be cool to be Gene Simmons. Or a cartoon character, now I don't look that much like Velma anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
Bucky O'Hare?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)
Yeah, why not?

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)
Buckyyyyyy, Bucky O'Hare.
That'd be brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)
CAPTAIN
CAPTAIN BLUE STAR O HARE
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)