But most people don't do silly things like reading when they go shopping
They just get whatever grabs their attention.
(Purple_Monkey_Jingles Purple Monkeys need love too, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)

UToL doesn't
he rubs himself up against the shelves and buys whatever falls off.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)