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I think that the last thread has raised an important question.
How many snooker balls can Friz fit into his cheeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
All 22

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
Seeing as I have no idea what he looks like
4, and two of them little chalky cube things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
17
Oh sorry, that was volleyballs.

147.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
OBOBOB

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
that's the noise of him ramming them right in there

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
didja see?
www.b3ta.com/talk/6233588
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
omg i am so scared of meeting you now

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)
my face isn't actually upside down
it's just my mad photoshop skillz that make it look that way!

however, you should be scared anyway
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
I think only 2
Medicine Balls
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
Why are they called medicine balls?
What do they cure except wussism?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
Help cure AIDS

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
Is that a porky, Gummyhead?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
only an ikkle one....*puppy eyes*

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
Awwwww

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
but that's the worst disease imaginable!
*juggles 3 medicine balls with one hand while punching out godzilla*
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
I NO
I'm well hard for a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
life is hard
and so am I
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
So hump her head
then run really fast because short people are light so probably can run faster than other people.

Damn, that didn't rhyme.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
Semi skimmed or full fat?

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
Skimmed.
Yes, I know. More for me then, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
hurhurhur 'semi'.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
Full fat unless you're a fucking failure of a human being

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
That will give you a pop belly

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
Or you know
someone who doesn't LIKE full fat. It makes me want to vomit my face off.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
"Full fat unless you're a fucking failure of a human being"
No excuses.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
I give you three years before you need a crane and firemen to get out of your house.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
Because I drink milk that has 2% more fat in it?
5% of the whole drink isn't that much.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
Yes, exactly that.
I bet you inject it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
I'd like to "inject" you with my "milk"

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
LIES
you want to inject my eyes with bleach, admit it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
No,
I think you're quite good.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
<3

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)
Oh Benji.
Why the hatred?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
It's his gimmick.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)
No, grrrmachine's gimmick is to hate everything,
mine is to hate everything without a valid defence.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
If you're a fatty like me
You just bypass milk altogether and go straight for the cream
(Purple_Monkey_Jingles Purple Monkeys need love too, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
There's orange top now
Makes the drama of buying milk even more confusing for the discerning idiot
(Purple_Monkey_Jingles Purple Monkeys need love too, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
Does nobody read the label, then?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
There's no directions on milk.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
But there is a label that says whether it's skimmed or semi skimmed or what have you.
Don't tell me I've got milk-related hallucinations.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
But most people don't do silly things like reading when they go shopping
They just get whatever grabs their attention.
(Purple_Monkey_Jingles Purple Monkeys need love too, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
UToL doesn't
he rubs himself up against the shelves and buys whatever falls off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
it's up to YOU to decide what to do with it
video it and put it on youtube
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
BUT I CAN'T DECIDE!

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
Semi
Skimmed taste horrible and Full Fat will make you full fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
72 scrotums full.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
I'd pay good money to see him fit a triangle in

(Purple_Monkey_Jingles Purple Monkeys need love too, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
One of those dairy lea ones?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
One of the ting ones.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
nah, one of those bermuda ones

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
He's been in training.
He always carries one in both sides to build up the slack so I think he's up to 6 now.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
is that because he can't find crabapples?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6233647
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
how many pickles?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
one snooker table in each cheek

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)