life is hard
and so am I
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

So hump her head
then run really fast because short people are light so probably can run faster than other people.

Damn, that didn't rhyme.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)