I only have one attatched neighbour and he's the best
He's never there and occasionally when he is he plays loud music but it doesn't bother me too much because he turns it off about 9pm and never makes a peep till about 11am, he takes my parcels for me if I am out, feeds my cat and he's going halves on the new fence between his and ours, just like folk did in the old days.
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

He wants to bum you

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)