i saw an elephant spread out on the sandy floor with its tongue out once. I think it was dead. That was in Africa.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)

Maybe it was just really pissed.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

almost certainly
It's been hanging around with Wino Rhino's. Bad crowd.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)