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Enough of that dull retard.
www.cbc.ca/canada/toronto/story/2009/06/15/torontozoo-elephant.html

Poor Elephant.

What's your favourite elephant, or something.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
Those that were poisoned using pineapples abroad or something

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)
Nelly

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)
So hot in herre

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
So take off all Pickle Fairy's clothes.
Then wish you hadn't.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
tedious podcast

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)
I HIT WHERE IT HURTS YEEEAH

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
You. Fucked. Pickle. Fairy.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)
Hahahahaha.
He's probably caught thick.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)
maybe he's still in shock

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

shock the flabby folds trying to find his way away from the endless moronic yabbering.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)
no offence

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)
none taken

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)
Why in the hell have you latched onto a joke I said six months ago?
I mean, it's not like you're claiming I killed Maddie, which is something I said about two years ago.

You're an odd boy, baldmonkey.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)
Oh... it's a joke now!
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Just a thought.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
Oh balders :(

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
SNE

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)
if we're going to talk into dull forays into web 2.0 this will not end well

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
Is web 2.0 pickle fairy's new user name or something?

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)
Elephant Man

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)
Elephant Face

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)
I preferred the sequel though

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)
was that the one with cher?

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)
Remember people, his name was Joseph Merrick, not John.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
''Tessa, 40, fell and couldn't get back up even with the help a crane''
Sounds like it could be the fate of a few members on here.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)
..."after another b3tan shoved him to the ground over some food and operating systems"

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
It's uncanny

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
''Her trunk didn't work well and one of her tusks pointed the wrong way.''
and that bit.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)
Pussy
"ooh help, I've fallen and I can't get up" not so big now, are you, biggest land mammal in the world?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)
:(
Poor Tessa, she had a spacky trunk and tusks.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
i want to hear more from the dull retard actually

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
If you want to talk to a dull retard, I'm usually here.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
your shtick is getting a bit old tbh, let's see what the new guy has to offer

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)
Apparently he's a regular at the George.
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/37452/1245264677/squeeky13comedy.jpg
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
haha,
i love these
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
more!

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)
I fucking hate elephants

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
yeah, bastard elephants
don't they just get on your tits
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)
who the fuck is this blue namer replying to my posts?
fuck off cunt
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)
Hey
I'm not an elephant don't take it out on me.

prude.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
My favourite elephant is the first elephant I ever saw in the wild. I nearly did a wee of elephantine excitement.
I say nearly. I actually did do a little bit of wee. Fortunately I had fancy absorbent safari pants on.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
Oooh, where were you on safari?

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
Saaf efrica and swaziland that time.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

i saw an elephant spread out on the sandy floor with its tongue out once. I think it was dead. That was in Africa.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)
Maybe it was just really pissed.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)
almost certainly
It's been hanging around with Wino Rhino's. Bad crowd.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)
curried

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
Elmer

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
Jo Brand, probably

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)