The ones fat people eat
so that I can ram my palm into their face when they're eating them, forcing all four wafery fingers into their glottis causing immediate choking and death, which is what the incessant snacking cunts deserve
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)

ohhhh god that reminds me
some cunt on the train was eating something so loudly behind me I could hear his mouth noises through my earphones. I hate mouth noises... yes. what a cunt.
( MrA, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)