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What's your favourite type of kit-kat?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)
what? it's all the same

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)
tesco value

(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)
The kind in the silver foil
Why did they take them away from us?
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)
Because kids were doing smack using them
Or so, they were in my school. We used to get asked for the foils.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)
:/

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)
We actually witnessed the decline of one girl
Bright in year 9, and at the end of year 10 she was skinny, her skin was a mess and she just failed every exam she took.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)
Wasn't that Hollyoaks?

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)
Similar
But 6 years before.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)
MIDDLESBROUGH.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)
Yes, explains it all, really.

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)
But it's cheaper to get tin foil from sainsburys!

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)
yep, it's an urban myth, you could never chase the dragon using kitkat foil, it was too thin and floppy

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)
Well, it may have been a joke in the bogs when they were asking for it
But there was no doubt about them doing smack. One bloke still is, I think, but most of them bucked their ideas up when they realised there was a big wide world out there.

(on that note, I'm off out now)
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)
indeed they may well of been doing smack, and good luck to them, it's not a bad way to pass the time

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)
It's cheaper to have one plastic wrapper than 2 separate wrappers of foil and paper.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)
the round meaty ones

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)
Chunky. Like /talk.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)
I'm going to get you in a headlock, and ram you into the bellies of the ugly.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)
Why, JMG, why? :(

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)
My uncle invented the chunky kitkat
100% TRUFAX
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)
If that's true, that's awesome

(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)
That is just the type of thing she says to get men to touch her foof

(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)
Absolutely true.
I was one of the first people to test one.

He invented the peanut butter chunky kitkat too.

I get loads of kitkats, every christmas, lots of misshapes too.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)
Can you ask him to invent a jaffa cake kitkat hybrid.
I don't want any credit or owt. I just want a jaffa cake kitkat hybrid.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)
Different companies so it may be tricky.
I'll ask him.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)
Capitalism gets in the way again!
They made a kit kat mini roll hybrid a few years ago. There is a precedent.

I'll settle for a mini roll kit kat hybrid ... not for the flavour ... for the mechanical challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)
I have a new and profound love for you, FD.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)
Admirable shallowness.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)
You're just jealous that I might get to touch the face of a legend
In the chocolate field.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)
Uncle Stephen!

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)
Slightly misshapen peanut butter chunky kitkats in the post :D

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)
The mini rolls soundfucking good too
Mind yo I am drunk
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)
My next one.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)
The ones fat people eat
so that I can ram my palm into their face when they're eating them, forcing all four wafery fingers into their glottis causing immediate choking and death, which is what the incessant snacking cunts deserve
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)
ohhhh god that reminds me
some cunt on the train was eating something so loudly behind me I could hear his mouth noises through my earphones. I hate mouth noises... yes. what a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)
Just normal 2 finger kit kat.
All other kit kats are not worth my time or attention
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)
dipped in tea.
STANDARD.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)
4 whole fingers.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)
4 fingered ones
goes very well with a cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)
peanut butter chunky
gosh i'm bored
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)
yuck
peanut butter tastes like old, crispy semen
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)
you'd know

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)
yep
I visit your dad a lot.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)
I thought I'd hid the body quite well :(

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)
aw, don't feel like you've failed
it did actually take me ages to find him.

I actually really wanna thank you for hiding him as well as you did. It was the best treasure hunt I ever did! and oh, what treasures I beheld!
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)
screw you buddy, you've soiled my sanctuary

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)
I'd offer to clean it up
But i just don't want to
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

ahem
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)
This is my actual answer
Peanut butter on anything makes it 400% better
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)
*butters up*
smooth or crunchy, though?

I favour crunchy. It's like Russian Roulette for your gums.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)
Smooth, you wrongun.
Spreads better, and you can still taste salty butter underneath.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)
I bet you KEEP IT IN THE FRIDGE TOO.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)
Everything in the fridge
EVERYTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)
crunchy is the work of the devil
and only sunpat is worth eating
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
Smooth peanut butter is for people who need their food chewing for them.
Your mummy probably still dips rusks into her warm booby milk for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)
my mum died of lung cancer eleven years ago, thanks for reminding me of this fact, you horrid bully

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)
It was probably exacerbated by your suffocating mummy's boy clinginess.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)
and now you've made me think of our brave little bear SSG, if there was a god you'd have the cancer of a panceras, not our SSG
damn you god for not causing this forum poser to die for his bulling and choosing SSG to become another sunbeam
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)
The 750-piece one made from Lego.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)
unless they're special chocolate lego bricks.
You're wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)
Oh yes, I comically mis-read "kit kat" as "kit cat",
confusing the chocolate snack with a model feline, and from thence the humour arose.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)
"arose" is a strong word in this context
maybe more "stirred in its slumber, rolled over, farted and went back to sleep".
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)
Me

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)
ha
i have a dead lesbian in my wardrobe :D
(squeeky13, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)
Marry me!

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)
YOU KILLED ROSIE LANGLEY?!
:O
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)
no cos she really nice but...
i did kill a little fucking weird retarded freak called david webster
(squeeky13, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)
um no
i fink u wil find u r the 1 hu is the retard

mong
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)
fuck off cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)
No david
we all know that you are the psycho killer around here.

what did that poor little girl ever do to you. Rest in Peace Maddie.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)
what's the difference between maddie and an apple?
i don't cum on an apple before i eat it
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)
What's also the difference between maddie and an apple?
you never have enjoyed cumming on anything that is alive.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)
most of the village
has enjoyed cumming on your visage
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
except you
you have cummed on nothing that is female.

except perhaps your mother.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)
and your mum
although, i'm not sure if she counts as a female
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)
that's odd
I would have thought you'd recognise your own kind.

That's me calling you a woman in case you're too thick to know.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
Standard, two small fingers is enough.
The cappuccino ones are ming.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)
lol cars
i like cars they go vroooom
(squeeky13, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)
This is the first time this has ever happened on here
or anywhere else on the internet for that matter. You are a great novelty and we all admire you and secretly want to be with you. Or in you. Mostly in you. So very deep inside you. Deeper than we thought was possible with our stunted internet cocks, frankly. It's like a dream of hot sticky depth. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
Tactics, David. Tactics.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)