put your finger to the corner of your mouth
now rub it in concentric circles from there to your cheek, until you find the large metal hook penetrating your flesh
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)

I like this.
But I feel it's probably gone completely over his head.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)