put your finger to the corner of your mouth
now rub it in concentric circles from there to your cheek, until you find the large metal hook penetrating your flesh
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:32,
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I like this.
But I feel it's probably gone completely over his head.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:51,
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