i've never seen a badger in the wild, i feel i should rectify this
when i was a lad there used to be alot of hedgehogs round these parts

you can talk about animals you haven't seen or hedgehogs, i don't care
( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

I used to have a pet hedgehog. It died within six days, it wasn't a great week

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)

was it a pet or did you just feed it in the garden?
all the hedgehogs have gone from s/e london, i'm sure we used to have loads, the poles and somalians probably ate them
( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

Found it in the street, probably got hit by a car. I think I was about eight years old.
We don't have many hedgehogs around here anymore, only the occasional fox.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

why did you think it was eight years old, did you cut it in half and count the rings or something?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

He found it in 1999

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

It's the fucking wombles

( CowJam, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

When it says "On the Seventh Day he Resteth"
it doesn't mean you don't feed the little cunt
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

thats cos
you tried to have sex with it and it died from internal bleeding
(squeeky13, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

fuck off cunt

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

I quite like him.

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

yeah but you are a raving queer

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

yeah, we don't have enough dull illiterate shitheads here already

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

giglamesh why dont you......
go fuck yourself, then your mum, then and siblings you may have and then ur dad, but will hav to wait cos i'm giving him a good seeing to first
(squeeky13, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

Haha you want to bum his dad.
You big poof.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)

Maybe he doesn't want to.
Maybe he's being 'forced' by an oppressive society.
( Comma, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)

'The Man' is keeping us all down :(

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

or up...in this case.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

you may want to turn 360 from your keyboard and take a break, you are making a testicle of yourself, trollboy

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

I'm guessing that it's more than one teenager
and they're in hysterics
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)

a teenager with a why dont you reference, i doubt it, old troll is old

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

i think you'll find
i'm 18 and i find this really funny, cos its pissing all you ppl off except maybe mcdoof
(squeeky13, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

no, what would really piss people off is if you started about 10 new threads and posted your illiterate shit in each one

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

even that i would not care about, you need to draw people in, get along abit, and then piss them off
it's a forum ffs, it's all been done
( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

oh the shame!

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)

unfortunately
he's not a troll :(
( weaver., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

well
not in the conventional sense
( weaver., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

you're a troll
in the literal sense
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

brb, going to shops

( weaver., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

GAAAAAAY.

( Bats, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

fuck off cunt

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

put your finger to the corner of your mouth
now rub it in concentric circles from there to your cheek, until you find the large metal hook penetrating your flesh
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)

I like this.
But I feel it's probably gone completely over his head.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

There was a mouse in my room a while ago,
it came and went, then I poisoned the fucker.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

good work, i had tits under my facia board, i think they have gone now

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

I saw a hedgehog that had just been run over.
So I killed the fucker.

For humane reasons of course.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

I've eaten kangaroo but I've never seen one live

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

i've done both of those, and seen big dead ones at the side of the road
and sir pigeon nipples stopped me from trying to climb in ones pouch, great times
( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

I once met Sonic

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

I expected more interest in this.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

I can show you the one on the road to work
its starting to bloat a bit now.
( MrA, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

There's foxes, moles, hedgehogs, all sorts round these parts.
Even with two major motorways and a busy A-road.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

The roadkill between here and Ilkley in summer is ace
Badgers, deer, sheep, pheasants. All sorts.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

DINNER

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

Quite
I should lean out of the car scooping bits up between slices of bread
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

i saw a cat once

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

I've never seen an animal, no idea what you're talking about here to be honest

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

it's a bit like a small stupid hairy person that walks on its hands and feet

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

My dad didn't see a hedgehog once
Apparently he did feel it when he kicked it though. I would like to see a badger, they seem quite cute.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

Until they scratch your face off,
they can be moody buggers.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

Mind you, so can cats.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

I said see
Not snuggle. I don't think I'd want to get too close to one.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

Badgers are easy to spot
they are very flat creatures who lie at the side of the road
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

I've never seen a fox.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

Two ran out in front of me once, they were going through some bins and I must have scared them.
Not as much as they scared me though.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

i've seen fox mulder
on the telly
( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

I don't own a TV.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

There are tons of them here. Cute to look at, vicious buggers though.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

stop baiting them then

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

if he his hurting you darling be brave and go to a refuge

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

Awww Neil

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)

Pfft

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

I've never seen an alive badger.
I've seen two dead ones though.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

They're like an inverse camel

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)

The missus and I are thinking about going out to see the Zubron
Which is basically 1.2tonnes of premium grade steak, not for currying
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

a lot

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)

I have.
They don't half waddle when they run.
( CowJam, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

I ran a badger over
the other month, fucked my car right up
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

I suppose you could say it was "badgered"
They can get quite big.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)

oim a country boy
do deer, rabbits, cats, pheasants & various other wildfowl have gone under / over the bumper of numerous halfymobiles over the years
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)