Good.
Aside from Harry Hill's TV Burp, the whole station should be sunk into the English Channel.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

britain's got tallent SUPER SCUBA

( CowJam, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

But what about Dickinson's Real Deal ?

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

and coronation street

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

WHAT!? CORAFUCKINGNATION STREET?
Are you ill?
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

I'm addicted to Bettys hot pot

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

Is that a euphemism for her baggy clunge?

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

hehe

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

I'm afraid in any conflict
There will be a number of unfortunate casualties.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

I hope the cast of Loose Women can't fucking swim.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

Argh, pack of dull fucking bitches.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

All I hear is, ''I hate men, I love men, I hate men, I love men, I hate men, I love men'', ad infinitum.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND WE DO SEX WITH MY HORRIBLE WRINKLY OLD MINGE

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

BUT WE DON'T NEED MEN FOR A GOOD TIME
AMIRITE LADIES EH? QUICK KICK OFF YOUR SHOES AND DANCE AROUND YOUR LEATHERY SAGGING EPIDERMIS.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

This is much better out of context.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

I realise that now:(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

:D

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

Listening to them makes me sexist.
And not in the good way.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)