Oh no.
Apocolypse Now - 1 star.
Johnny English - 5 stars.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

I just saw his Apocolypse Now rating.
I bet the chubby cunt hasn't even seen Jurassic Park.

Maybe he has. I can't be arsed to look.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

also, and I realise this is an odd thing to concern me
given he's clearly a fuckwit barely out of training pants, but isn't the film just called "Green Street" ? Is he Meerkan? and if so, did they really have to add "Hooligans" just in case the audience was so fucking idiotic they couldn't work out that people were kicking the living shite out of each other in it?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)