League of Extraordinary Gentleman?
FIVE STAR RATING
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

Wasn't that shite?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)

This is why teenagers should be locked up until they get a proper job

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)

I think he's finished school now though, which is a shame.
www.dallam.eu/
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

Specialist language school?
It can't be English then or I'll be getting the lads down at OFSTED involved.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

I think it was Drama he took, judging by an earlier baldmonkey post.
That's Ryan Bury. Chubby cunt.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

Yeah drama.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

Google is on form.
Search UK only for "squeeky13".
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

www.showmastersonline.com/forums/lofiversion/index.php/t37772.html
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

Haha!
Well well
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

I've got a link to a pdf that shows he actually does drama,
or is that what Dave Trouser found?
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)

That's where I got it from.
However, you may wish to read BM post below...
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)

Here
www.b3ta.com/talk/6235168
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)

What that particular post, or the sister comment?
oh I just saw the post with the quote in, if that's what you mean.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)

The one I linked to.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)

I don't get it...
it's baldmonkey making a joke.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)

Yes. Yes it is.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

oops
check that thread again
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)

ooh, if you sign up then you can see other users' email addresses!

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)

it's a very obvious one at hotmail

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)

[email protected]

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)

hahahaaaa

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)

haha bad man.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)

what does everyone think about going to the party on sunday in fancy dress, like a heroes and villans sort of thing.
cos it wud look really good if everyone turned up dressed as a hero or villan from t.v or film or comic.

All material is copyright to Ryan Bury, 18, Kendal, Chubby cunt.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

You're a bully
online.
( in vino veritas, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

yeah, that

EDIT - did you manage to get OS3.0 yet?
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

Yeah I have, downloaded straight away!
Dave still hasn't got his phone updated despite having been trying all evening. It kept saying it was busy for him.

Poor boy :(
( in vino veritas, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)

Ben browder was at some convention thing.
I wouldn't mind meeting him.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

That would fit in with my preconceptions of chubby cunts
Such as Ryan Bury, the gay chubby cunt
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

YES!
showmastersonline.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=37772
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

argh damn :(
edit: think we've got rid of him for good now XD
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

Oh lordy

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

Hahaha!

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

Ryan Bury, gay chubby cunt, user of third-rate social networking sites.

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

Boarding school student.

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

Publicly gay? Or just gay on messageboards where his friends won't find him?
Who knows?
( ArthurTheRat, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

We should find out by asking his friends.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

Well, I hope for the sake of Ryan Bury, 18, from Kendal
that none of his friends find out that he is gay from doing an internet search for Ryan Bury, 18, squeeky13, Kendal, free iPod, viagra xxx penis cock sex extension iphone free xxx porn xxx.

They probably know he is a chubby cunt though.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

Beautiful.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

2 Fast 2 Furious
FIVE STAR!
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)

Tell me, B3ta.
Is it so wrong to eat icing sugar out of the bag, because I've run out of KitKats?
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

*eats from flour bag*
"Don't you want your sugar bag?"
"No, I don't deserve sugar."
( ArthurTheRat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)

Why is this on the popular page?
All it is is a Simpsons quote.
Maybe it's just my animal magnetism.
( ArthurTheRat, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)

i fill moles with iron filings, it's hilarious

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)

Well there you go. If further proof that Ryan Bury is a chubby cunt is need, there it is.
Thankyou Detective Gilgamesh.

and also Detective Baldmonkey.



Fine work all around.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

Oh no.
Apocolypse Now - 1 star.
Johnny English - 5 stars.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

I just saw his Apocolypse Now rating.
I bet the chubby cunt hasn't even seen Jurassic Park.

Maybe he has. I can't be arsed to look.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

also, and I realise this is an odd thing to concern me
given he's clearly a fuckwit barely out of training pants, but isn't the film just called "Green Street" ? Is he Meerkan? and if so, did they really have to add "Hooligans" just in case the audience was so fucking idiotic they couldn't work out that people were kicking the living shite out of each other in it?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)

Good lord.
There are a few turkeys in that list.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

I'm more disappointed he puts Air Bud - World Pup in the same league as Airplane! :(

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

Oh, that's a very sad indeed.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)

fargo?
NOT INTERESTED
( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

dawn of the dead?
NOT INTERESTED
( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)

se7en?
NOT INTERESTED
( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)

lord of the flies?
NOT INTERESTED
( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)

carry on camping?
NOT INTERESTED
( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)

Fucking barbarian!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

Black Snake Moan ?
NOT INTERESTED
or just cockless?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

Johnny English? FIVE STAR.
I hope that chubby cunt Ryan Bury gets leprosy.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)

I'd like to thank Ryan Bury (AKA Squeaky13 and Sex Sexington), 18 from Kendal (DOB 13/10/1990)
for uniting the board in online bullying goodness.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)

And being with a fucking ugly bird and a downs in his facebook image:
en-gb.facebook.com/ryan.bury
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)

I love the interhighway.

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

I'm not united with you.
Insult him, put some creativity into it.
This is just boring.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

How about if I let you gently tickle my glans?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

I'm waiting for a return thread
including insults to us all, and how he hates every one of us
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

I can't wait to be told I am Paul Thomas Miller from Portsmouth.
Aged 32.
Etc...
RYAN! I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR YOU. ALL THE LINKS YOU NEED ARE HERE ON THE RIGHT HAND SIDE: baldmonkeystuff.blogspot.com/
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

Bank Account: 32256994
Sort Code: 60 17 10
PIN: 1234
( ArthurTheRat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

current funds: £1.21
medical history:
broken shins (1988)
breast reduction (1995)
breast reduction (1996)
breast enhancement (1997)
breast reduction (2000)
wandering hands syndrome (2003)
crazy eye syndrome (2006)
breast enhancement (2008)
( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

I love you.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

Oh man
I'm in the phone book. I'm as good as dead.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

He'll 'av yer!
www.bebo.com/PhotoAlbumBig.jsp?MemberId=83028765&PhotoId=1690068265&PhotoAlbumId=1423337846
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

Oh fuck, I'm regretting the facebook friend request now.
He look 'ard as nails :(
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

Frankly this whole thing was set up so I could spam my podcast site some more.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

Oh you hideous blob of cock snot!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

I'd SO fuck his sister, mind:
www.bebo.com/PhotoAlbumBig.jsp?MemberId=6746154436&PhotoId=7927779123&PhotoAlbumId=7927188799
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

Hahahaha, fucking hell.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

I should be in bed.
GOODNIGHT.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

Night matey,

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

Bad man

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

So am I.
But would-be stalkers would have to know a) my real name and b) that I'm in the Wakefield and Kirklees edition.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

I am rather fond of Kurt Vonnegut also

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

yeah yeah, no one cares what you think lard arse

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

*clicks*

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

We've maturely called him a chubby cunt on YouTube.
I might add him on Facebook actually, it'll be great.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

I don't think he'll accept any adds for the next few days.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

I don't think I had watched 3380 films before I was 19
but then again, I'm not a chubby cunt from Kendal.

Called Ryan Bury.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)

You might have done, without realising.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

Let's organise a bash at his house.
I'm going to bed as I have an early start, but I'll continue trying to find his address tomorrow. Unless someone else beats me to it.
GOOD NIGHT.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

i forgot you have that rifle when you were in the royal marines that you use to kill racists and gutless killers from a distance

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

GNEEP!
He never showed.
You should have seen the disappointment on Binky's face.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

My dog is snoring :o3

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

GNEEP is also PEENG backwards which I like.

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

not interesting but:
en.netlog.com/squeeky13
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

*high fivery*

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

Ryan Bury, chubby cunt, user of third-rate social networking sites.

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

Interests:
MEN!!! BLACK MEN!!! TALL MEN!!!
( ArthurTheRat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

ahahahah

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)