DEAR INTERNET USER
Rest assured, I am INVESTIGATING with the help of the ORTHORITIES the tragic case of R Bury -v- The Internet.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE LAWMAN

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

DEAR INTERNET USER
My province is not the aprehension of INTERNET FELONS
That is the job of THE POLICE.

I WORK TO PROSECUTE YOU FOR YOUR CRIMES IN THE COURTROOM.
I do not condone INTERNET HONDA VIGILANTISM
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)