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I am very pleased with my $2 nail varnish
what simple thing pleases you today?
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)
Blood tests
To the phlebotomist! TA TA
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)
All that gay bumming caught up with you?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)
I'm back now
Evidently. And yes, bumming, all of it, caught up with me. I have bumming related high cholesterol, or I did have. My hilariously healthy lifestyle should have lowered it a bit by now. I shall find out in a day or two.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

this does
www.harpersphoto.co.uk/department/leica_spotting_scopes/
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)
that doesn't look like a simple thing to me

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

it's the accompanying story that I love.
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)
oh right
i didn't read it

have now though
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
lol ryan bury lol

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)
Tell me again why he was banned?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)
For his own protection by the looks of things.
The internet can be a dangerous place for people who think they're anonymous.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)
I note that the anonymous (ha) mod who did the banning didnt in any way chastise the TERRIBLE BULLIES
And of course it will be the same people who moan about talk being shit and never getting any new people

Someone should call internetlawyerman/wormulus/lioncake/hermione/seb
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)
Sorry did you see his posts?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)
God i dont have to look at both sides of the argument before i come up with an opinion do i?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)
this could set a terrible precedent.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)
What's gone on?
I ALWAYS miss the interesting stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)
Someone new joined talk solely with the intention of trolling.
Baldmonkey found them on bebo, the world rejoiced, the troll died.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)
It's all on THE LIST thanks to Gilgers.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)
Knowing not what that is
I can only say 'that's not as interesting as I thought it was going to be'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)
See profile.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)
I bet you all deserved it, you terrible bastards.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)
i did not even do nothing

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)
I just wish you could have been there to see it

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)
¦;¬(

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)
You should get a separate profile for my entries.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)
You should come back when you're shitter than Sammi.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)
he just did

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)
ZING!

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)
while you were away we made your name number 1 on google searches for "scarf-wearing cockhound"
that's Sebastian Winnett, Wormulus, scarf-wearing cockhound
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)
Putting it in our user comments would be more efficient.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)
It's a well known internet fact that I was lurking the whole time and most of the posts were from my million other comedy accounts.
like Lioncake and RB, Kendal.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)
He's _court_ between a rock a hard place

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)
DEAR INTERNET USER
Rest assured, I am INVESTIGATING with the help of the ORTHORITIES the tragic case of R Bury -v- The Internet.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE LAWMAN

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)
DEAR INTERNET USER
My province is not the aprehension of INTERNET FELONS
That is the job of THE POLICE.

I WORK TO PROSECUTE YOU FOR YOUR CRIMES IN THE COURTROOM.
I do not condone INTERNET HONDA VIGILANTISM
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)
I'm new(ish) and I haven't felt the wrath of any Terrible Internet Bullying
Then again i'm not a cock like Ryan Bury.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)
I can help

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)
Ahhh
you are back then?
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)
Yeah, I was being retarded.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)
All that rage seemed to come from nowhere!

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)
Thing is, it's the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)
he's shitting himself at the thought of me turning up at his house
which is understandable really

the fucking cretin
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)
I'm going to join bebo to satisfy my need to prey on the weak.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)
Who?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)
tea mmmm tea

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)
ill go with this
seems to be the only constant pleasure i have these sad days
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)
oh YOU.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)
oh and driving. i love driving.
windows down, sunroof open, music up, relaxing and fun.

driving at about 45-50 on the windy lanes is my favourite. that's wine-dy, not win-dy.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)
riding a bike through a damp grass field doing a massive skid
my bike tyres were always bald
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)
mmm tea mmm

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)
MORNING!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)
HELLO BEARDY PAUL.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)
HELLO SOON-TO-BE-CATHATTED BINKY

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee HEEEEEEEEEEE

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
Listening to my favourite band on my mp3
player on the bus on the way to work and daydreaming.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)
The Fast Food Rockers?

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)
FAST FOOD FOCKERS?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)
rockyrockyrocky
*dances up to you*
*hugs*
*twirls away*
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)
which is your favourite band?
there are a few it could be
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)
tea

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)
TEA.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)
Fuck this, it feels good to be back.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)
HELLO FACE.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)
I give it five minutes until I'm doing something so unutterably shit that everyone wishes I was dead,
ONLINE.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)
oh dear.
not ONLINE?
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)
Lion-cake doesn't like me very much.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)
OH WELL.
i can't say i've been paying that much attention. people flounce, people return, life goes on.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)
hey, i know
don't do it then!

how did you get on in the non grey-striped world for the last few days?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)
It was horrible
every morning I had to read more and more lies about what I'd been doing.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)
ah, so you never left
you just stopped posting?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)
Exactly.
Don't fuck off again. Mainly because after I've read your name 300 times it starts to lose all meaning.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)
I figured if anyone was going to have ruined my life they'd have done it by now.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)
I was proud of myself for not announcing my RETURN in a new thread
I think it showed remarkable restraint.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)
You're a changed man.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)

early days
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)
You'd have had to have done a lot to counter your 1000 word flounce.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)
Everyone should be happy and cuddly and hurrah.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)
give it time, Google hasn't indexed yet

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)
lololol

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)
srsly, it took fucking months for the Friz one to turn up
search engine optimisation my broad arse
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)
Oh yeah that reminds me, I've got a game of snooker later.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)
IN FRIZ'S MOUTH

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)
oh man, imagine Friz's mouth but with Sammi's teeth inside

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)
I'm thinking broken piano here.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)
a really fucking stupid broken piano that has a comedy miscarriage

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
oh yay.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)
crumpets dripping with melted butter

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)
I have the afternoon off
then tomorrow off
then it's the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)
I was unable to sleep last nght
and so at 4am I finished varnishing my staircase, and this pleased me immensely.
I hope Mrs T will be pleased when she returns home and sees it all done.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)
Tomato juice, pepper, salt, lemon, tobasco and worcester sauce,

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

without the vodka this is most unpleasing
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)
It's 9am dewd.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)
The fact that it's ONE MORE SLEEP!
WHOOP WHOOP!
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)
TILL WHEN?
quick, go to bed now.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)
Transformers 2! WHOOP WHOOP!
little spam has already chosen his outfit he's put away 2 transformers that he's taking with him and he's practising being quiet and excited at the same time cause I've told him if he gets too excited in the pictures and talks loudly I'll have to bring him home hahhaa.

If he wasn't so excited I wouldn't be at all, but it's very infectious.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)
No promo stuff for Transformers 2, I'm afraid.
A few other kiddy movies, though. Ice Age 3, I think, and something else.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)
awwwwwww thanks for trying though :)

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)
He said 'I'd obviously have told you at the top of my voice if we were doing any'
bless him, he's right. MASSIVE Transformers fanboy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)
I'm still waiting for
this. Then I imagine I'll never want to watch another film again.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)
Sersiously just look at that cast.
FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)
dude, that film is gonna have loads of cool explosions and shit

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)
That's why this erection won't subside.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)
some friends of mine saw it last night
presumably that was some kind of preview

i hope you enjoy it, you seem awfully excited!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)
I am excited only for the boy
I've never seen him so happy, it's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)