*shrugs*
I don't want to pay for mine, but it's pay or wander into traffic.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)

Some cunt with earphones just almost did this to me.
It's the second time I've had to stop because some STUPID FUCKING CUNT who's in his late teens doesn't know how to cross the road with his fashionably long hair that obscures his vision and his cool earphones that stop him from hearing traffic. Next time I'm going to run them over.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)

I like to stop really close to them
Or just slow down but keep moving. It's fun.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

I watched the silly cunt all the way.
Not looking, not looking, not looking, not looking, stepping out in to uncertainty, still not looking, preparing for death. Seriously, I should have killed or injured him.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

if you work with computers all day your employer is bound by law to pay for it.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

If you wave at an Eddie Stobart driver, they have to wave back.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)