I've been busy.
What have I missed?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)

Not a lot
I've just been to the bank to collect my new debit card.
It's a Visa this time so I have to remember a new number now.
Who wants to help me commit it to memory?
( SuperMatt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)

Dr Bruno Furst.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

I'll help you.
Card Number and CVC?
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

I'll help you remember your Expiry date

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

Anything above 13

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)

Liaise via gaz.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)

Nothing that couldn't be scripted by a 5 year old child.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

A period!

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

YES!
I've always dreamed of having an abortion.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)

you'd positively glow

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

I already do.
This HIV flavour Ready Brek is WIN!
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)

I heard it really AIDs digestion

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)

It's really nice with some Philadelphia.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

all the cool KIDS are eating it

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)

While drinking MILK.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)

you can cook it on a GRIDdle

( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)

Does it make you glow a weird colour like the kid in the adverts?

(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)

MY TUMMY HURTS.

( sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

That's because I'm wailing some punches onto it via your router
*windmills*

WHO WILL SAVE BINKBINK?!?!? Tune in to next weeks episode.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

:(

( sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

It's ok binkbink, RR has saved you :(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

CEASE AND DESIST YOU COWARDLY CAD!
*swooshes in*
*trips over cape*
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF! double drat and curses!
I'll get you RR if it's the last thing I do!! *Drives off in penguin car*

binkbink has been saved...for now
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

WOOO YEAH
*puts the kettle on*
( sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)

*eats biscuits*
These tights are really chafing.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)

TAKE THEM OFF then.

( sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)

But I haven't shaved my legs today.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)

Would you like a sympathy rub?
(And how was Cabaret by the way?)
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

it was WELL GOOD.
definitely high calibre for the area - but then it was a touring production.

the first half was all decadent, darling, and sparkly and enticing and one had a great arse and another was cool with her dancing and the singing was high quality AND THEN in the second half it got kind of sinister and i was chilled... but the fit dancer was still there.
( sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

and i always like rubs but i have taken some ibuprofen so will be fine soon.
(is a "sympathy rub" where you rub your own tummy sympathetically? if so, YES DO THAT)
( sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

Ok, doing so:
It's hard to type one-handed and while rubbing your tummy.

Cabaret sounds great! Touring you say? If it swings by Southampton or Bournemouth way I might check it out.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)

:D thet had a real live orchestra band and everything.
/lives in the provinces.
( sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

Woooow
That's quite impressive for a touring Musical.
Curse me for living in a tiny seaside resort.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)

I can't get my special renault rubiks cube to be nice and make it easy for me.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)

Peel off the coloured stickers.
Always peel off the stickers.

Or alternatively, colour them all in black, y'know if your a goth and that.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)

Not since I was about 19.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

You're what, 20 now?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)

24.
Ta, though.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)

Everyone has a 'Goth' moment in their lives, don't they?
Mine was in conjunction with my 'puppy fat' days...I stopped when I realised I just looked like a blackberry.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)

No, they don't.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

Yeah, mine too
however, training your body to fit into a 24 inch waist corset works wonders.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

haha
I didn't look bad as a minigoth. I had so many bracelets on that my tan started halfway up my arms.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)

So one bracelet?
Sorry, sorry, sorry, I'm not a big meanie really
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

you are big though

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

I have clicked this

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

thanks you for informing me

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)

You are most welcome.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)

and a meanie

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)

Nope.
Been a mod since I was 15 to universal ridicule. It gets a bit grating trying to explain that mod came before the Mighty Boosh and its mod wolves.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

...do you only speak to children, then?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

Idiots, mainly.
I think most of my friends do it to wind me up. I went to a mod clubnight the other week and was the youngest there by 20 years or so.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

Here's an idea.
Find a better scene (not that there is one, they're all shit)
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)

I've always dressed like this :'(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

You used to wear a Moomoo you silly

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)

that's what you call your cow costume, isn't it?
you love the udders most
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)

I went through a phase of wearing black a lot,
although not as exclusively as other people seemed to think (it seems you only need to wear one black thing on most days for people to say that you only wear black), and I never really got into anything else related to Goth culture even though a lot of my friends were into it. I've got a few CDs by The Cure mind you.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

I used to wear a lot of black,
But only because I bought a lot of Band/Show t-shirts and they all seemed to come in either black, white or pink.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

I wore black jeans about half the time,
and had a black coat, and I was never that into following fashion. I think that's enough to make you a Goth in most people's eyes. Most of my tops were in all different colours, though. I've never owned a band t-shirt.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)

I used to get that too.
I did have a pair of black jeans and various band t-shirts, but never put in enough effort to be a goth.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)

I had a black leather coat
It was a lovely cut, it wasn't in the 'Goth' style, it looked a bit more like a business coat but I still had shaven-head oiks yelling "GOFFF" at me.

I only had Queen band shirts. And one of The Who's shirts. So not really 'Gothic'.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)

I'm not entirely sure what you look like.
I was basing it on my preconceptions that one forms of how old people are/what they look like etc from their posting style.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

HOW OLD AM I AND WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE eeeee DO ME DO ME.

( sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

I know what you look like, nobneck.
That's cheating.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

ok GUESS MY AGE.

( sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)

can i play? i guess 23

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

aww.
I GET ID'D ALL THE TIME.
( sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)

I HAVEN'T BEEN ID'D IN YEARS
grow a beard
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)

I got ID'D all the time
Until I got an actual driver's licence, now I never do.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)

Same as me.
No, younger. 25.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)

aww you're so cute.
i'm sure we've been through this before.
( sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)

I admire the subtle pandering, here.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

Oh for fuck sake.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

What?
I thought you were about 21.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

It seemed like a bit of an insult.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

Not meant, touchyknickers.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)

AH
Right then.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)

Have you not had a Goth moment then?
Forgive me for my preconceptions.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

Go on then.
Give me your best guess.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

i think you're 48.

( sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

*drops monocle*

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)

I always read your posts in an Irish accent
sometimes it gets stuck and my inner monologue is Irish all day.

This also happens with Esme and Spider's posts.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

don't be silly
he was BORN in '48
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)

and you look like a scientist doctor with wavy lank grey hair and wonky glasses and a white coat.

( sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)

My lank grey hair is currently too short to be wavy.
My glasses are wonky, but I have no white coat.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)

Late 20s.
Slim, bit scruffy looking.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)

Close.
Yes, how dare you!
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

Alright then.
Pale, sweaty, milkbottle bottom glasses. Ironic t-shirt slogans. Unidentified trouser stains.

Warmer?
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)

No t shirt slogans of any kind.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)

Goths are good fun.
However that cyberpunk goth shit can fuck off, come back and fuck off again.

PVC trenchcoat, my tender nutsack.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)

I've still got all my gear, sometimes it comes out.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

I can get behind any lifestyle that makes women wear short skirts and clunky boots.

( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)

Three words.
White Person Dreadlocks.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

It *can* work with some people.
The 2 guys from the Matrix with the white dreads always looked good.
( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

I think they were the one exception to the rule though
As they had it done properly by hair- and make-up-artists, not by some guy with a gimpy eye in an alleyway in Camden.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

Are you literally shitting me?
No, never. Same goes for ethnic jewellry, handwoven clothing, anything glow-in-the-dark and especially those fuck awful New Rock Boots or whatever they are.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)

Personal taste, paraded as fact?
On this Internet? Surely not.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)

You keep going on about being a mod
surely you're not the person to go around pointing out how some other people dress like bell ends when you probably own a pair of winklepickers and a thunderbirds haircut.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

Ha. Thunderbirds.
I don't own any winklepickers unfortunately. My shoe collection is infinitely more ludicrous. I had an ill-advised soujourn with some teal Chelsea boots a while back, until I got very drunk and angry and threw them into a canal.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)

Exactly.
You have shit all taste.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)

Each to their own I suppose
Never mind, it's only the internet.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:14, archived)

Actually, fuck that
Those teal chelsea boots were amazing, I'm going to look them up on the internet and get them again. They were suede people. SUEDE.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)

I just googled New Rock Boots.
On men, no. Definitely no.
On women, yes.

IN MY OPINION
( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

IMHO
IDNSHC
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)

eurgh
literally shitting you?
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)

Another three
better than emo.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

Oh god yes.

( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

My partner has dreadlocks
he's a light coloured mixed race guy, and the amount of up themselves cunts that have taken the piss out of his hair is astonishing. boys with fringes, for example.

You are dressed like a depressed 13 year old girl, and you have your mum's haircut. Shut up.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)

I had a boyfriend who got dreadlocks once
And had the same treatment, but it didn't look good because firstly he'd done it himself, and secondly his hair was short, and pink where he'd lightened it and then tried to dye it red straight away.

He looked a bit like Animal.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)

B's are natural (black)
and down to just past his bottom.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)

Well then that's proper dreads :)
Not awful ones where you've not got any hair past your shoulders and so look like you're wearing a coloured mop...
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)

That's like saying that
Mussolini was acceptable, because he was better than Hitler.

Doesn't make it alright.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

Or alternatively, it's like say Jam is better than Marmite in a sandwhich.
Just personal opinion.
( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6236468
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)

i think ANY style can be fricking fantastic if done well on the right person.
i think classing styles as shit just because of stereotypes and cliques is pretty shit itself.
( sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)

Yes it is
I'm not knocking these individual styles. I think I'm mainly being a cunt because every person I've met with New Rock boots and fake dreadlocks has been a dreadful, insufferable cunt.

I like lots of styles.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)

ooh no they can be lovely.
yum.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

i would.
I think clothes are fun.

YAY STYLE.

this is a weird, new feeling for me. i remember wearing hoodies and flared cords all the time for like 10 years.
( sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)

actually, i guess that was still fun, just unvarying.
and bloody comfortable.
( sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

I've still got all my cords.
Just need to take the buggers in and I'll wear them again. Comfyyyy.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

Threaten its home, its school and its thirteen year old sister.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)

To be fair, it's not been THAT bad.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

Don't be too rough with it
Renaults always fall apart and stuff... yet I always seem to buy them :(

To continue the other discussion, what's going on with the gig? you said it might not happen :S
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)

Hmm? Oh
yeah, the bird putting it on is fucking us about. It'd be alright if we didn't have to get there 6 hours before we go on to soundcheck, which takes us about 3 minutes (we don't fuck about).
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)

I bet she has a glittery myspace page
Nicely on the edit, now I look like a tool :D
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

:D she might read this.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

I'm not up on the music scene, but it seems a bit silly to do a soundcheck that far in advance

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

Still going on about that 6 hour bollocks?
They don't even do it that early when playing Wembley.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

I'm assuming it's because they don't know how to put on gigs properly, even after 30-odd years
and are used to dealing with unprofessional fuckwits.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

*Shrugs*
A breakfast thread?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)

I passed my eye test with flying colours.
1.00-1.00
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)

Just deciding which champagne to open.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)

grats

( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)

we're all so proud

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

Couldn't have done it without you guys.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)

Oh no, you poor thing.
Now you don't get to wear glasses like all us supercool awesome speccy people.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

This ^
*Does special glasses hand signal that only bespectacled people know*
( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

smashing success!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)

I'm jealous
My eyes are approaching uselessness.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)

Gah I must remember to get an eye test
I don't want to pay for glasses though.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)

*shrugs*
I don't want to pay for mine, but it's pay or wander into traffic.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)

Some cunt with earphones just almost did this to me.
It's the second time I've had to stop because some STUPID FUCKING CUNT who's in his late teens doesn't know how to cross the road with his fashionably long hair that obscures his vision and his cool earphones that stop him from hearing traffic. Next time I'm going to run them over.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)

I like to stop really close to them
Or just slow down but keep moving. It's fun.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

I watched the silly cunt all the way.
Not looking, not looking, not looking, not looking, stepping out in to uncertainty, still not looking, preparing for death. Seriously, I should have killed or injured him.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

if you work with computers all day your employer is bound by law to pay for it.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

If you wave at an Eddie Stobart driver, they have to wave back.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

If you have a history of Glaucoma in your family you get a free test, I think
Or if you're claiming any type of support you can get free lenses.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)

Eye tests are free anyway
It's the glasses I don't want to pay for.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)

Thing is though, you might just have to get over it and pay up.
The rest of us fucking have to.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)

You seem a bit grumpy

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

I've just paid £190 for new glasses.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)

Yep
Unless you want the vaguely inexpensive Austin Powers/Librarian varieties you're stuck paying top whack for the designer ones. I got some that look a bit like Harry Hill's.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

The internet is cheaper than the high street opticians,
by quite a long way. I got mine for £90, extra thin lenses and all.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)

get them online instead

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)

They found one on each side?
Well done!
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)

you're seeing flying colours?
oh dear me, that's not good
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)

Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)

That's the first rule of eye care;
don't eat the brown acid.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)

CongratulEYEtions

( broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

chEARS...

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)

baldmonkey has a new podcast

( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)

Exciting times.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)

/talk ruined a troll

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)

All's fair in love and great forum banter.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)

but then I came back
lol
( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

I just seen this on the popular page
Interesting stuff like this always happens when I'm away from the computer
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)

You missed pages and pages of great /talk japery

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)

Oh wait

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)