I want to put a hot air balloon up her foofoo and eat Phileas Fogg corn snacks whilst I bounce my cane off her forehead

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

In my spare time
I'm going to find you your ideal porn site, based on what you just said. There simply must be a market for it.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

Needs pugs too.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)