I just got full marks for tash or gash
best thing to happen to me all day. Very proud!
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)

You must work in a very boring office.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

I'm meant to be copying medical records into a new hard drive.
But shan't.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

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Indeed.
Although they have been charmingly nicknamed "Rape boots" by Donkey Gums.

Twat.

([*]jim_bob CDs rcvd = 2. Sent = 5. Acknowledged = 0, Thu 21 May, 10:04, More)
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HAHAHA you wear RAPE BOOTS!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)

Aye, and I'm wearing them now.
I have yet to invest in a decent pair of trainers. Can you provide me with good shoe advice, oh magnificent DG?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

Ones that don't make you look like you belong in Games Workshop
Some Vans or something.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)

Actually the whole wardrobe needs a good going over.
When I was unpacking my stuff for the new house I found shirts I haven't worn since 2003.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)

I've always wanted to meet a girl with a muff shaved into the shape a Victorian explorer's tash

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

a muff for the intellectual and adventurous man
yes?
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)

With monocle

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)

nah monacles are more of a penis thing
if you ask me
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

I want to put a hot air balloon up her foofoo and eat Phileas Fogg corn snacks whilst I bounce my cane off her forehead

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

In my spare time
I'm going to find you your ideal porn site, based on what you just said. There simply must be a market for it.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

Needs pugs too.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

You best just skip a step or two now and hate Esme Weatherwax.
It'll save time in the long run.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

:(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

i still dont really get this /talk place

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

If you get it then you have to leave and donate all your money to Tom Cruise

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)

why tom cruise?

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

Why not Tom Cruise?
eh eh eh ? eh eh?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)

how can you hate background noise?

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

what?

( well, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

You are so exciting

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

Oi! Did you get my CD?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

Well, when you've got both you're gonna be an expert at it.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

yep
and proud
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)

This is me btw

( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

I'm listening to D12 tracks...
I'm all, like, down with the old skool or something
(likeajackhammer, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

i was listenign to daydreamer by menswear eariler on
living my teens again
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)

I heard Purple Pills for the first time in AGES the other day.
It was Eminem week on Q.

Also, HUUUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

The mashup with Depeche Mode is genius

( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

Yes.
Yes it is.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

Used to like them. Shame that Proof guy got 'lit up'.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

erm... word

(likeajackhammer, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)