You've only been mentioned once today JMG
you're loosing the wobble vote. What are you going to do to counter this? I think you should repost the same thing as you do everyday but 3x more.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

I do not wish to be the subject of the fatty.
I'd say this is BETTER news, DG.
*JMG Anthem*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

*long flag trumpets*
Would you like more women to lust and talk about you JMG? You'll have to fight me for the 'prettiest girl on b3ta crown'. They're all lesbians so you'll need to go down that route...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

I think it's common knowledge the most femanine b3tan is Moohalaa.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

I kick myself in the dickbag solidly for 1 week of each month so I have a man-period and feel and connect with their grumpy, hormonal nonsense ways

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)