DEAR THE ACCUSED
SO BE IT.

I SHALL PIMPASS PROSECUTE YOU SO HARD THAT YOU WILL SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN INTERNET PRISON FOR THE TERRIBLE CRIMES YOU HAVE COMMITED.

I am gathering loyal JURYMEN and JURYWOMEN to act as a panel to DELIVER AN INTERNET VERDICT.

I PROPOSE Lord Justice JAM MASTER GEORDIE AS JUSTICE OF THE PEACE.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

DEAL!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

I WILL SEE YOU IN COURT

(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)