ALL DAY I've been looking forward to getting home and spazzing back to see how the Ryan Bury, 18, Kendal thing panned out
only to find he got banned just after I went to bed.
And then deleted his facebook account.
I am disappointed.
I am also living in fear of the orthorities arresting me for talking about his sister's lush fanny.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

Hello.

( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

Good.
*ruffles head*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/28/l_1ff00d1dd4d492bbe806061aff712465.jpg
( __, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

I'm not clicking that.
It's probably a picture of you and Pickle Fairy trying sex.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

Using an intricate pulley system

( __, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

And some guttering.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

guntering

( __, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

Muntering?
LOL
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

Let's see a picture of your Sex God appeal then

( __, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)

Aww mate was only playing, here this is for you :)
icanhascheezburger.com/2007/01/12/wait-ill-fix-it-2/
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)

lollololololllololllolololollllolololollllll

( __, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)

:)

( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)

I'd fuck him.
I'm gorgeous me!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)

What is that a picture of?

( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

MY COCK
LOLOL!!11!
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/babyruth.jpg
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

I was more looking at the one of the right.
Boy? Girl?
( __, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

What does it matter to you? You've only got eyes for Pickle Fairy.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)

:(

( __, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)

kissy wissy kissies!!!!!
:D
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)

That cock hungry whore can suck your balls out of your meatus.

( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)

Jesus, what am I posting?

( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)

I've got no idea dude...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

you love dunking sausages into pickle fairy and then frying them
then bumming yourself with the greasy sheathed dildo
( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

I am also disappointed about this

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

I'm sure she could fit you into her flexible schedule.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

OH BALDMONKEY!
Why are you always picking on the youth of today?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

hahaha he deleted it?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

Deleted.
I really enjoyed that. It created a brief sense of board unity and uber-bullying.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

I missed it :(
Quick synopsis plz?
( B.T., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

Kid came on here being a bit meh
everyone called him a cunt
He spazzed out
BM posted links about him i.e. bebo facebook etc etc
he got banned.
End.
p.s. BM was willy wanking over his kid sister with a motorcycle helmet on and biffing a snooker cue off his noggin up until 8 minutes ago.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

DEAR INTERNET USER
These are VERY SERIOUS accusations.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

It's ok, I've got a Police Dog who is my witness.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

How can a dog be a witness?

( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

DEAR INTERNET USER
under article 16 of the CDPEGLR REGS AN INTERNET DOG can be called as a witness.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

Sweeeeeet

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

bark!

(Police Dog bark bark bark, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

:D

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

snifflesnafflesnoffies

(Police Dog bark bark bark, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

YAY Police Dog!
*patpatpatpatpat*
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

spinnyspinnyspinnyspinny

(Police Dog bark bark bark, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

I love the internet.
From fat womans doing toilet to people stalking teens :D
( B.T., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

What Donkey Gums said.
HE wasn't especially bad, but he did slag off a regular (Esme) who has a minge (Vagina) so I leapt on my white horse (wanked) and saved her (looked up his name, DOB, found his address, telephone number, photos and other assorted gumf)
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)

Thread link?

( __, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

Oh... there's loads...
search for Ryan, that should do it.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

Did you get his phone number or something?
I just read the popular page
( __, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

Didn't publish on the board, but yes, I believe so.
I might test it later and try to smooth things over with his mum. His sexy mum.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

Say that you're from his school
And he needs ortherisation for a school trip.
( __, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)

Haha
Baldmonkey is going to JAIL

NONCE JAIL
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

*salutes*
ANYTHING FOR THE CAUSE MEIN FURUEURUR
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

I think people should do their research before coming onto here...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

I tried to be nice to him
but he threw it back in my face.
( SuperMatt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

Autism harshness right there.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

and the last thing you want is niceness on your face

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

DEAR MR BALDMONKEY
YOU WILL FACE INTERNET CRIMINAL CHARGES.

I NEED 12 PEOPLE TO VOLUNTEER FOR JURY SERVICE - APPLICATION VIA GAZ.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

guilty
of all crimes, ban him
( mongychops, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

I'm going to hire Police Dog as my defence law person.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

is he a bar(k)rister
or a solic(e)itor?

sorry :(
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

You mean a solisetter

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

Or a barristerrier

( Newington, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

or a labradawyer

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

I'd say this wins.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

Or a
district attornjak
( Newington, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

DEAR THE ACCUSED
SO BE IT.

I SHALL PIMPASS PROSECUTE YOU SO HARD THAT YOU WILL SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN INTERNET PRISON FOR THE TERRIBLE CRIMES YOU HAVE COMMITED.

I am gathering loyal JURYMEN and JURYWOMEN to act as a panel to DELIVER AN INTERNET VERDICT.

I PROPOSE Lord Justice JAM MASTER GEORDIE AS JUSTICE OF THE PEACE.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

DEAL!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

I WILL SEE YOU IN COURT

(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)

I turn my back for five bleedin' minutes
What's happened now?
( Newington, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

HUZZAH!
*ruffles chin*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

check mikes list
:)
( weaver., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

mikes list makes his profile the only one here worth reading.
it is a massive benefit to humanity.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)

I know all three of those words
but I still don't understand
( Newington, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)

Mike's listed all /talk flounces and failures
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=16234
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

Phil Collins is going to track you down and beat the shit out of you

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)

i start getting threaten at my home :(

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

"i have also informed my school who prosecute trespassers and will be keeping watch for anyone who desides that is a good idea."
That's one dedicated school; taking calls at midnight.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

The mods moved fast last night.
He was on the ropes.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

Result: TKO

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

You catalogued his flounce rather nicely.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

Has your UB40 cd turned up yet?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)

Not yet.
Bear in mind you've sent it to Cornwall, it'll take an extra few months to get here.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)