Your story is too similar to mine.
You need to improvise some variation.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

Well...
I went to this office party and then OH NOES TERRORISTS, but it's ok because I'm wearing a vest and I have a gun.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)

Mind your feet on that broken glass.
That could be a bit stingy.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)