What Basingstoke related anecdotes do you have?
Please.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)

I once went to Basingstoke for some work.
I had a pint in a pub that was part of some sort of shopping centre and some crap food. Then I went home. The End. Needs more bommyknocker and honey. You egg-fried cat leg.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)

Are you me?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

It's unlikely.
Is your name kaiser soze or tyler durden?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)

Yes.
Is yours?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)

Yes.
Is mine?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)

No idea.
I'll check my driving license.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

i don't
should i make one up?
( well, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)

that would be nice

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)

I've been to Basingstoke.
My company has an office there. I had a meal in the wetherspoons, umm looks a bit naff. That is all.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)

Your story is too similar to mine.
You need to improvise some variation.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

Well...
I went to this office party and then OH NOES TERRORISTS, but it's ok because I'm wearing a vest and I have a gun.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)

Mind your feet on that broken glass.
That could be a bit stingy.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)

I don't think I've ever been there
Apart from going past on the way to London.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

I changed trains there once

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

fuck Basingstoke man, fuck Basingstoke right in the fucking ear

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)

You weren't there, man.
You don't understand.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)

I concur.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)

fuck off cripplecock

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

You make my day.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

Basingstokeophiles
there all over the world according to www.basingstoke.me.uk
(Agent Dale Pooper k in the p, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)

I once saw a hockey game there, it was quite good.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)

They have an ice hockey team called the Bison
But no real Bison.

Reply fail!
(sockpuppet Is a donkey's willy warmer, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)

Ryan?
Please be Ryan.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

I can be the new Ryan if you like..
*Generic Maddie joke*
I HATE ESME!
(sockpuppet Is a donkey's willy warmer, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

*holds very tightly*

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)

HEEELLLLLOOOOO...
Ryan?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

Dave?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)

I don't even know where Basingstoke is.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)

France.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)

Le Basingstoke au oui oui.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)

Oui Oui is what the frogs call Noddy.
Freaks.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

It's one of the fucking dreadful non-towns that litter the motorway death valley that vomits out of the west of london.
People go there for 'work' and to slowly die inside.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)

I really like this.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)

Haha.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)

for a long time, I associated baked beans with basingstoke

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)

"basingstoke" is an anagram of "takes boings"
i bet you're glad i'm here
( spacefish bong!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)

Or "I takes bongs" to continue the omg drugs lol theme.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

i snog basket

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

I own Planet Corduroy on DVD if that's any good?
( magnum, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

I'll explain that one for the people at the back
"Oh no. Wait. That's Marcus Brigstocke"
( magnum, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

8 out of every 10 people either work for the AA
or know someone who works there
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

i have a friend from basingstoke
he's a cool dude
( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)