I like the one where he got a cat to lick his EX FIANCEE's nipple
that was srsly totly true 1000% deffo
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:38,
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My personal favourite is the strippers wrestling in chocolate.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:39,
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