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Piston: Still shit
www.b3ta.com/questions/cults/post47582

Short version: Piston gets his mum to tell the bad man off. But he had a KNIFE IN HIS POCKET IN CASE THE BAD MAN WAS BAD!

Piston: You fucking twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)
Is that his new name?

(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)
Apparently. All the shit people do it from time to time, in the hope people will not recognise them.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)
A LOLSHITCOMEDYACCOUNT?

(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)
near the top-ish
is there a way to change the email address that is associated with an account?
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
Yes, email Rob, or maybe cr3.
edid: no, GAZ them, not email.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
cheers
:D
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
This place is becoming incredibly shit
it seems to be a competition nowadays about who can be the biggest cunt, why the fuck do people pick on Piston, it's no longer fun here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)
Yay. Let's post about how shit /talk is, but never actually leave.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)
I'm kinda with Spam here
bullying is fucking shit
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)
Shut up Broadsword, you tiny penis.
I am going to threaten at your house!!!1!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)
It is.
There's no need for it. Clever teasing is funny, bullying is just nasty. It used to be more about being clever than just taking the easy route on here.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)
I am sure he feels so terribly bullied, online.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
You would as well if every time you came on here
everybody just laid into you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
Are you new here?
Hi, I'm Dave Trouser, Internet Cunt.

You lot are getting easier by the day.

www.b3ta.com/talk/6238061
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
I'm just saying that it's easy to be a cunt online.
It's much harder to be a funny cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
I don't care about that.
As long as it's funny for me, that's all that counts.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
There's still room for cunts.
But it seems like everyone is trying to be the biggest one sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
Only a fool would strive for Bud's crown.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
*click*

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
If you love Piston so much why don't you go live there?

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
Careful there.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
I like you

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
Very much that ^

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
Easy, Tiger

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)
There are too many MoralFags around here.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)
Just for the record
I'm calling you a cunt today
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
OH MAN!
STOP PICKING ON ME! YOU BULLY!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
Cunt

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
I'm going to visit your school.
I'm also going to fuck your sister.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
SHE'S 13!
Fuck you! I hav told the ORTHORITIES about you!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
Do your friends know you're gay.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
Actually.
After last night, thanks to Gilgamesh, they now do.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
That post got MOD deleted.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
you are so gay.

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
*bums*

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
20 MoralFags and a box of matches please

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
Wait Spam is an actual tiger?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)
Yes
She left the carpet in a right mess here. Chewed the curtains and pissed in the corner. Dreadful.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
That's terrible business.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
Just be glad she didn't shit on it.
Tiger shit is the WORST.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
Rarrrr

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
*hides*

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
eep!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
Nice stripes!
Are they new?
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
Yeah
charityshop eleventy pence
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
By the way
Are you black with yellow stripes or yellow with black stripes?

OMG I'm so racist.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)
Half and half
they only had one of each type and not a full set.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)
it's this or Gonzo's food-based forum of tedium

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)
i miss the days of hexachordal being a nonce.
that was funny.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)
I assumed he still was.
Are we letting things go these days? Oh man!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)
he might be you know, i'm a bit out of the b3ta who's a nonce loop.

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
*puts hand up*

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
*...maddy's tattered skirt*

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
*points to baldmonkeys post*
This is old school b3tan humour

*gives baldmonkey a stamp of approval*
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
Baldmonkey, you 'tard.
We need more of what you did yesterday evening. Find us another victim to hate and track down like a doomed fox.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
Hate, jeez that's a bit serious.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
YEAH! HATE!
Internet Hate Machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)
Well said

(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
Wel done dave trouser.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)
Wel dun Wildhearts.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)
Dave trouser aw ays in hour harts

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)
Fucking hell I wondered why I'd never heard of this fairly old dull cunt.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)
He really is an excellant swimmer

(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)
That's three years old, Dave The Trouser.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)
I was wondering if anyone would notice.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)
he fell asleep with his lad in a lady's front bottom you know

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)
Oh man, he is totally awesome and cool!
He has a totally awesome and cool and true story for every possible situation!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)
I like the one where he got a cat to lick his EX FIANCEE's nipple
that was srsly totly true 1000% deffo
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)
My personal favourite is the strippers wrestling in chocolate.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)
not really sure that's a cult tbh

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)
oh it's you
I thought you'd done a stealth flounce
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)
BOONDOCKS YEAH!
BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)
it just made me think tim westwood.
maybe cos tim westwood is a. a cunt b. boring and c. would get his mum to sort it out.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)
haha, yes!
Wicked yo! I am totally down wid dat!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)
there was also some undertones of chris moyles in there.

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)
He makes me ashamed to be alive.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)
I tell you what I love about b3ta
is personal vendettas.

Oh man, I love that shit.

Y'know, rather than just say 'you are a cunt' in response to a post, carrying it on all over the fucking place.

Man, that shit is sooooooo funny
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)
you are a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)
I've never even met him.
How much more badderer does that make me?!/!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)
Well if you hate it so much,
why don't you go and live there.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)
YEAH!
*grabs pitchfork*
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)
My pitchfork is made of aids.
BAD AIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
Bring back Bad AIDS!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
Bad aids.
Bad aids.
You've all got bad aids.
Buy a seconda.
It'll fill you with glad aids.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
But maturity is so boring.
Why act like a reasonable adult human being, when instead you can behave like a bunch of spoilt, hormonal teenage girls who can't ever shut up?
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
Wicked, what's up with that then?
I didn't care to read it, it's probably awesome or something. Great. Brilliant. I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)
On the other hand.
What a terrible piece of trash. God I hate it, what a load of shit. Bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)
I'm going to make a smoke now.
Choice of rolling tobacco, amber leaf, gold drum, cutters choice, I really am spoilt.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)
drum, cutters doesn't taste of annnnnnnything..none of that nasty faggy taste..it's wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
Amber Leaf tastes like soap, put that shite in the bin

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)