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Hi, I'm Dave Trouser, Internet Cunt.

You lot are getting easier by the day.

www.b3ta.com/talk/6238061
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)

I'm just saying that it's easy to be a cunt online.
It's much harder to be a funny cunt.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

I don't care about that.
As long as it's funny for me, that's all that counts.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

There's still room for cunts.
But it seems like everyone is trying to be the biggest one sometimes.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

Only a fool would strive for Bud's crown.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

*click*

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)