If you don't believe me, then phone NHS direct, say you live in Chiswick, and that you have a dentist
Nobody will see me. I'd be fucking there if they would.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

I've already explained the real reason for that.
Can't you read? OMG!11!!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

If I would be on any list
I'd be on the top list, due to the fact that the remaining tooth work I'm getting done is worth a lot of money.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)