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Hey Chubsters.
What's the current JMG debate?
I really should have my own station on SKY. Perhaps it'd be more JMG News orientated. With programmes for fat people to make and discuss wild accusations.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
as long as it doesn't cut to commercials just after the title sequence, I'd watch it

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
There'll be none of that.
I'm opposed to ITV, for example.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
JMG kills babies as young as 2 months old, then eats their faces.
Then he rips off their arms and fucks the holes.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
Yeah, that'd be fun

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
Have you been in the company of Woodside?
You seem to have the life and fun sucked out of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
JMG'S FAULT!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
What are the lastest accusations.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
It's a constant stream
We can never keep track.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
everyone reckons I'm hot and wants my pants

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
You're the anti-Pickle Fairy.
Somebody said earlier today.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
You're meant to tell us something NEW!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
I'm really drunk jmg,
there was a lot of very hot woment in milton keyns tonight.q
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
Why the hell were they in Milton Keynes?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
I have no idea,
I think it's because the uni's are finishing exams or something.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
You're great at most stuff, JMG
If I gave you some pliers, could you remove my molar? Dentists everywhere are booked up til next Thursday.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
I'M TERRIBLE WITH TEETH.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
Bugger
To top off an abscess, a wisdom tooth is growing nearly into it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
it's not an abscess you attention-seeking twat
dental abscess is a medical emergency requiring immediate treatment with antibiotics

you've got toothache, not an abscess
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
No, I've got an abscess
An x-ray has confirmed this, and I'm on Co-Amoxiclav.

The x-ray was done in Portsmouth and wasn't a problem until the other day, because you CAN have an abscess and not notice it.

And I called the emergency dentistry team, and they won't see me because I have a dentist, regardless of the fact that I haven't had my first appointment yet. I'm just lucky that I know somebody who could give me a private prescription.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
then it's a dental emergency and you need to phone NHS direct and an emergency dentist

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)
OMG THE DRAMA

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)
Has she failed to understand that people DIE from DENTAL ABSCESSES?
Septicemia FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)
That's why I got the doctor I know to write me a private script for antibiotics

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)
An emergency dentist won't see me because I have a dentist.
I went through NHS Direct to get the info.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)
So emergency dentists only treat people who don't have a dentist?
BOLLOCKS
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)
If you don't believe me, then phone NHS direct, say you live in Chiswick, and that you have a dentist
Nobody will see me. I'd be fucking there if they would.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)
I've already explained the real reason for that.
Can't you read? OMG!11!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)
If I would be on any list
I'd be on the top list, due to the fact that the remaining tooth work I'm getting done is worth a lot of money.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)
*cough* bollocks *cough*

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)
Bollocks it all you want
But like I said, if you're bored enough, ring them and find out
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)
They're not really booked up, they just don't want to do it.
You can't really do an extraction blindfolded.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
They've never met me
and even the private places are booked up.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
You're on the list.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
Just use some string and a door handle.

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
Great way to chip your tooth and leave the root in there

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
Who are you?
I like you
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
You've said that twice now.
Stalker!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
it only counts if they're a girl!
side question: how many ice cubes should I put in a vodka tonic?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)
Is it a tall one, or a short one?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)
short
1/3 vodka, I'm thinkgin 3 cubes of ice but I'm undecided.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)
3 is correct.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)
Kaplanator.
It says so at the end of all my posts.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)
^this
but string nylon rope
door handle startled horse
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
Purple Ronnie mugs, you never see them these days

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
Racism, G.
Fat Racism.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
I HAVE GOT TWO.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)
You could get all sorts.
Cakes and the like.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)
You're probably the ringleader of a clique.
Or something. I don't know, fiction's not my strong point.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)