Before you sleep, have a fryup and a shower
Prepare a good breakfast for tomorrow, and have water.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)

Frying food whilst drunk
I think he wants to sober up, not burn to death in a BLAZING HOUSE INFERNO. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE POTENTIAL RAMIFICATIONS? YOU ARE ENDANGERING A PERSON'S LIFE, HERE. YOU'RE WORSE THAN HITLER.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)

What the fuck

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)