shit
Guys, I've got an exam tomorrow morning. I have to be up and sober in about 6 hours. I am screwed. Suggestions anyone?
(oneiromancer was rifling through your fridge on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)

Yeah
fuck off and die
( broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)

YOU HORRID BULLY

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)

I'm a terrible cunt

( broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)

But not the biggest baddest one!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)

Fuck off?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)

if you drink loads eventually you'll go all the way around the circle of drunkeness and be sober again

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)

Before you sleep, have a fryup and a shower
Prepare a good breakfast for tomorrow, and have water.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)

Frying food whilst drunk
I think he wants to sober up, not burn to death in a BLAZING HOUSE INFERNO. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE POTENTIAL RAMIFICATIONS? YOU ARE ENDANGERING A PERSON'S LIFE, HERE. YOU'RE WORSE THAN HITLER.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)

What the fuck

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)

stay up until 5 then sleep all day

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)

What your sig says!

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)

Fail your exams miserably due to a hangover.
Hate yourself for ever and ever.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)

gosh that's actually very good
^do what he said
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)

+then live on /talk and become the next Gilgamesh.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)

CAGE FIGHT!

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)

Oh thank fuck you're here.
This guy, here, he's got to be up in six hours for an important exam and he's BEEN DRINKING! Please advise.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)

let's run down the checklist shall we
1) tell the internet - CHECK
2) cry - STATUS UNKNOWN
3) wank - AWAITING CONFIRMATION
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)

4) Alert the orthorities

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)

I'm gonna miss that guy

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)

Fuck that
Shoot to kill
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)

I get it, "miss" as in "I wish he was here" and "miss" as in "fail to hit the target"
I get this, it's a clever play on words, well done
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)

I'd better get some sort of prize for this

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:43, archived)

he'll be back
to cry about everyone trying to add him on facebook
( weaver., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)

Admit you're an idiot, and be prepared to find it hard.

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)

TWAT

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)

BLAH
BLAH
BLAH
( broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)

Idiot
Actually, I did my 2nd driving test MASSIVELY hungover. Passed with 3 minor faults. This may work to your advantage.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)

If you fail, SSG will die of cancer.
Pressure is on.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)

Be a fucking man and/or woman
and get up for it
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)