I would totally fuck someone who could speak Klingon.
Probably.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:40, archived)

be' voqHa'moH

from here klv.mrklingon.org/klvtab.html
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:43, archived)