I've just seen the milkyway advert and they've changed the words
The bit where it used to say "he's looking for a chocolate treat fluffy and light cause he knows it won't spoil his appetite" has been changed to "cause he knows its something that tastes just right" and then the end bit has been changed from Smart old blue to good old blue.

:(
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

I actually feel sad that I have remembered the exact words for 20 years

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

It just gets worse, you know.
You'll end up remembering themes from ads that you saw when you were five, or themes from sit-coms that aired once in 1985, on BBC2. I wonder what gets squeezed out of the brain to remember these inconsequential little things?
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

exactly it's mental isn't it?

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

And yet
I'll still forgot to pick up milk on the way home today. If you want to dredge the depth of TV memories, go look at tv.cream.org/ . You'll soon get lost in a sea of "Oooh, yeah, I'd completely forgotten that!"
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

You need to add a NSFW to that link
not because it links to anything naughty; just you'll spend so long on it you'll get the sack
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

What is this nonsense you are belching out?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

The old red car and the blue car advert is back on
see Tyronnes thread below.
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

I can't be arsed using my mouse wheel
They've just asked me to do some more overtime today. The health and safety rep fell over and broke her wrist on the way to a health and safety meeting. I'm covering her job to Carlisle ironically this afternoon.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

did she really?
see, Morrissette? THAT'S fucking ironic.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

All true
I saw her yesterday with a bruise on her eyebrow. I asked her if she didn't think to break her fall with her hand instead, so she showed me her wrist swollen right up. I feel terrible now :)
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)