on train to london...destination edgeware road.
train gets turned around in peterboro at 20 past nine. 25 mins after they blow edgeware station up.

you lot started being inappropriate yet? has the french olympic bid team claimed responsibility?
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:06, archived)

Hello

I would like to enquire about the free sperm?
( diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:07, archived)

all free sperm cancelled
due to a major incident*


*wet dream
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:10, archived)

you are one of the chosen
congratulations on not dying
( mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:09, archived)

Please collect your prize as you leave

(Aquai, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:11, archived)

yes, that is a bit annoying. sorry for being melodramatic.
but trust me, our train was full of people much more hysterical. the word nuclear was mentioned by one stupid fucking bitch as she phoned people she knew who lived in kent to see if they were alive.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:15, archived)

Blimey.
The board has been gratifyingly non-inappropriate today. There's been some good old British barrack-room humour with the occasional b3tan twinge, but I'm getting the feeling we're all curiously united.

The French joke has been done to death though.
( Newington, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:11, archived)