I'd make fencing more interesting
by forcing the fencers to fight whilst holding onto swinging chandeliers
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

I propose tights
and points deducted for stuffing said tights.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)