You shout this out when you come, right?

( Malaka omdz, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)

And boom goes the dynamite.

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)

When i've finished coming I start talking like Barney The Dinosaur
and I sing:

"I love you You love me
we're a happy family
with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you.
won't you say you love me too"

Then the prostitutes tell me to get out and leave my £10 by the lamp.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)