Because I'd rather shove my face in a ham-slicer
But thanks for an otherwise sensible suggestion.
( Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)

this
women and shopping is fucking shit.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

especially if you go to La Senza, pitch a massive tent at the thought of your lady in all that sexy underwear
and then leave the shop with PJs
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

I didn't go with her...
i wanted it to be a surprise for me :(
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)

haha
well you got that!
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)