Surely the Mail didn't actually write that
Even they can spell "gypsy"

/Also, it's happened, I've finally been outraged by an MP's expense claim. Drawbridge wax? go for it. Duck Island? knock yourself out. But £16K for lawyers fees for trying to impeach Blair over Iraq? Alex Salmond, please stand up. Clearly you are a whole pile of cunty clitori amongst the labial background noise. Well done.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)

It took you until now to realise that?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

I just thought he was a fucking idiot with a face that needed a good slap before
That's a pretty special expenses claim though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)

He's a pretty special person

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

for £16k he could have hired TWO hitmen

( Malaka omdz, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)

I'd have slightly less of an issue with that
at least it carries an element of style.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)

I'm not sure Strunk and White would be up to much garrotting these days

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

Your metaphor made me snort and splutter.
Cunt.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)