They want you to invade Poland.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

but there's no-one there
they're all over here
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)

Then ZE PLAN HAS VORKED!
HANS! START DA ENGINES! PANZERS ROLL!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)