Only if you like puns
And lying.

These are my prerequisites.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)

i fucking hate puns.
and people.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

I had to study Shakespeare at school.
There's nothing worse than a myopic cunt chuckling at a 'joke' that was barely funny at the time of publication let alone now. It's not that I don't get it sir, well it's just that it's actually a bit shit.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)

i dont actually get them.
probably because i dont bother fucking reading them.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)