go for the ears
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

you could have had fears, lears, mears, rears, wears, but no, you had to fuck up the system.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)

my hero

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)

now that's just completely wrong.
Doesn't even rhyme.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

is that such a crime?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)

No but I'm a blimp so I am upset online.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)