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If you had to pick the best desert ever?
I would go with sticky toffee pudding and custard.
Prove me wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)
The Sahara...
... oh you meant dessert
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)
Sorry, what a wanker I am.
What the fuck is my problem? other than social ineptitude and B.O
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)
haha
sorry, I forgot to say I was really crap at spelling
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
It's ok.
I like to be a pedantic bastard but I know my spelling's not always spot on.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
It's a toss up between the Sahara and the Gobi

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)
I'm going to pick the hillarious answer.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)

go for bears
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)

go for pears
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

go for tears
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

go for the ears
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

you could have had fears, lears, mears, rears, wears, but no, you had to fuck up the system.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
my hero

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
now that's just completely wrong.
Doesn't even rhyme.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)
is that such a crime?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
No but I'm a blimp so I am upset online.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

tears for fears
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
<s>the hellarious answer</s> - on the little guy.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)
P A I N

M O T H E R F U C K E R


P A I N

So bread pudding then.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)
Rice

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
I LIKE FOOD

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
I ALSO LIKE FOOD
LET'S LIVE TOGETHER
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
BRING FOOD

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)
HI I BROUGHT FOOD
BUT I ATE IT ON THE WAY
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)
get out

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
Banoffee and Peanutbutter cheesecake, the whole thing.
/ac

Beat that, mother fuckers, that's like getting a Farrari on Top Trumps right there.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
banoffee pie.
HAWT DATE.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)
Smokin' HAWT D8 !
Rose, do my shift for me, I really can't be fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
Stop whining.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
I'm allowed ! I'm propper-ill !
Not just this stomach aids stuff eaither !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)
FUCKING SHOWING FUCKING OFF
GOT A FUCKING JOB THAT PAYS A FUCKING WAGE.

fucking.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
gonz the prostitute eh?
scary thoughts
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
if you were a prostitute I'd hire you

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)
One of my mate's dads saw outside the Carphonewherehouse today, buying the new iphone...
... so he brought one too on my recomendation, and then paid me £50 to spend an hour and a half with him to show him how it all works.

Win !

(I should note here, that he wouldn't accept 'no' for the cash).

It's a SADDEST state of fairs when that's more money than I'm going to earn on my entire shift tonight =(((
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)
but on brightside you now rate at about £17 per haalf hour

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)
i WOULD!
but im pissed :(
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)
rhubarb crumble
and yummy custard
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
Wrong.
Soooo wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
soooo nice
use more sugar!
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)
Bacon

(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
it's not a sweet though

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)
it is if it is maple smoked.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
Good call
That's such a good suggestion.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
smoked bacon is wrong in my eyes,
wrong in my mouth too.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)
Idiot.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)
I don't think idiot's the right reply to that.
I just don't like smoked bacon at all. However, I do love un smoked. It's king of all foodstuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
ALL BACON IS KING OF THE FOODSTUFFS.
Even the discounted stuff that's mostly fat.

Mmm, fat.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)
I'm fat :(

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)
I'm really not.
It's great. I eat loads of really unhealthy stuff, never exercise, and yet my weight is spot on, and my blood pressure is perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)
I'm not fat really.
I just need to tone up a bit, for the summer and what not.

Going to row for an hour at half past.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)
My girlfriend complains when I try to tone up, apparently she likes the beer belly look.

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)
It's absolutely right in sauces though.

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)
Have you got my shit cd yet?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)
It arrived today, cheers.
I'll have a listen to it later.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)
Good stuff.
It's shit, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)
Glad to see I'm getting back the same quality I sent out.

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)
Says
YOU
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
after eights

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)
not for ten more minutes hohohohoho

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
what happens if i eat four?
:(((
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
hello mrs creosote

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
*applauds*

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
Cheesecake.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
what type of cheesecake though?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
Stilton.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
I always like just

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
just desserts
very good
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)
I had a discussion with my father in law the other week about the fact that millefeuille and eclairs have increased in size and decreased in quality.
That's the kind of high brow political conversation we have in my neck of the woods.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)
it that during or after the spitroasting of yor mother in law?

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)
ice cream is quite good
possibly mint choc chip flavour or chocolate.
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)
anything chocolate with ice cream is WRONG.
just so you know.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)
I love mint choc chip ice cream.
Nom nom.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)
me + something
is usually win

(PS. I want someone to make a vid/montage thing about the mps expenses issue using Dire Strait's "Private Investigation" as a backing track. I'd do it, but I wouldn't know where to start)
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)
Lemon meringue pie.
Perfect dessert.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)
lemon + tea = win

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
Tastes like a lemon wet wipe dipped in water.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)
It's obviously going to be different for everyone.
I just made one of these for my sister.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)
so gay

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)
Fuck off:(

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)
Desert = Antarctica.
Dessert = Spicy Rum With Sunny Delight Ice cream.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)